Saturday, October 20, 2007

Al-Queda Link to Squirrel Suicide Attack?

Flaming squirrel ignites car in Bayonne

Secretary of Homeland Security Michael Chertoff's precognitive gut seemed to have completely missed this brazen act of terror. Reports from informed sources state Rudy Gulianni is busy formulating plan to work this horrific incident into his 9/11 based presidental campaign.

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

When Life Imitating Art Goes Bad

Mr. GarrisonLarry Craig

OK, so am I the only one who sees an amazing resemblance here? It reminds me of when Dabney Coleman played a shameless self-promoting pop psychologist in the 1981 movie Modern Problems. His character, Mark Winslow portended the television head-shrinker, Dr. Phil over a decade before he toadied up to Oprah.